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anothermoron

Apple Strudel

USA
5290 Posts

Posted - May 15 2008 :  8:41:39 PM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Visit anothermoron's Homepage Send anothermoron a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by hyoomer-mang




THERE'S THAT FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER JELLY BANANA. THAT'S MY DAMN POINT.

You don't have any idea what I'm talking about. Satire aside: No more internet memes. Ever. That's all you are anymore. Like Nacho was getting at, you are Encyclopedia Dramatica in a flakey shell. Left and right, here's an acronym, there's an image that's been downloaded by ten thousand lulz-seekers, there's a reference to cock.

Penis jokes are funny in small doses. But if you try to work in a lot of penis all at once, it becomes a clusterbation session. You are, in a methaphorical sense, clusterbation.


My sig reflects my average level of creativity in an appropriately repetitive manner.
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anothermoron

Apple Strudel

USA
5290 Posts

Posted - May 15 2008 :  8:54:07 PM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Visit anothermoron's Homepage Send anothermoron a Private Message  Reply with Quote
By the way, I just realized "clusterbation" is one of those words me and my friends made up. Clusterbation refers to the masturbation of three or more penises all at once with just one hand. I'm sorry you had to hear it from me. The term was invented while watching a zombie movie. Yeah, I don't know how either.


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crazyIam

CACAPOOPOOPEEPEESHIRE

USA
1722 Posts

Posted - May 15 2008 :  9:24:02 PM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Visit crazyIam's Homepage  Send crazyIam an AOL message Send crazyIam a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Psh yeah cmon when the fuck was that thing invented, 2001? br / br / And fuck Internet memes, the group I hang out with on A days at lunch already has to deal with a bunch of internet losers bugging the shit outta them [they call me a poser just because I hang out with a bunch of girls and someone they think is emo. You know what they do? They "rickroll" each other and talk about "an hero" or whatever the fuck that is. One of them has tourettes syndrome, one of them is a mormon, and the other is just some closet fag who cant stop saying "no homo".

I feel your pain, Mike.

greasybutts
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hyoomer-mang

Honey Dumpling

USA
1445 Posts

Posted - May 15 2008 :  10:25:43 PM  Show Profile  Visit hyoomer-mang's Homepage  Send hyoomer-mang an AOL message Send hyoomer-mang a Private Message  Reply with Quote
My god, what is 1 guy suppost to do to get a moment of relief, smack myself in the face a bit? I start posting a bit more to increase my activity here since ive been busy at school lately, and all of a sudden all hell is broken loose. If this simple text makes yall mad, then we have officially lost it.

All seriousness though, I know im annoying, I know I overuse things. Sorry but im like that in real life too. I find small things funny. I get hurt (mentally) sorta easily. I also take things the wrong way too easily. Overall im an easy guy to get along with, and I try my best, but my god give me a sign once in awhile!

I know sitting here apologizing over and over isnt going to get me anywhere, becuase it didnt a few years ago as well. I guess ill just start from here on out to go with the flow, and get my own shit.

(edit) A.M., after thinking about it after awhile, I figured out that you really are just doing your job as a mod of JKC. Your trying to get more people while keeping all the ignorant people that scare them away (me) from feakin them out. Besides all of that above, I apologize. Not trying to be a kiss ass, but gj.

This sig is unoriginal and doesnt require any kind of thought at all.

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crazyIam

CACAPOOPOOPEEPEESHIRE

USA
1722 Posts

Posted - May 15 2008 :  11:21:27 PM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Visit crazyIam's Homepage  Send crazyIam an AOL message Send crazyIam a Private Message  Reply with Quote
how the hell did I create a link?

greasybutts
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Nacho Man

FUCK YEAH IRELAND!

Ireland
2602 Posts

Posted - May 16 2008 :  02:18:59 AM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Visit Nacho Man's Homepage Send Nacho Man a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The ending music from JKCradio was All The Young Dudes - Mott the Hoople.

I'm not sure if anyone cares, but I just wanna help.

quote:
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I am Jesus. I am Jesus. I am Jesus.

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hyoomer-mang

Honey Dumpling

USA
1445 Posts

Posted - May 16 2008 :  07:42:48 AM  Show Profile  Visit hyoomer-mang's Homepage  Send hyoomer-mang an AOL message Send hyoomer-mang a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by crazyIam

how the hell did I create a link?

greasybutts



I was wondering the exact same thing.

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cranium_bear

small, woolly, slightly neurotic

3021 Posts

Posted - May 16 2008 :  07:46:46 AM  Show Profile Send cranium_bear a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by anothermoron

I'm saying that you're not original enough, and that's FAR from me saying you don't fit in. You DO fit in. With Newgrounds. And eBaum's World. And YouTube. And when you fit in with the bland repetitiveness of the internet, you lose your grip on who you are and what you actually think is worth saying, i.e. "GTFO MY COCK".

YOU NEED AN IDENTITY CRISIS, JOKEBOY.

And yes, people who consistently ask for music annoy me. Because it's everyone. All the time. About everything. How about you "music-lovers" enjoy the music in its context: a Flash video, instead of using it to make your own, or to stick in your iPod that must contain 500 times more illegal songs than there are people who think they can be the next American Idol.

It's every piece of entertainment, ever. It could be an Oscar-winning cartoon. No one cares. They just want to know what the music is, so they can play it at 130dB, take a hit of ecstasy, and jump around to it while wearing nothing but glowstick rings around every limb of their body. I would know, I do it myself. And I do it well.


Person who registered for the sole purpose of obtaining free music: If we knew what song you were talking about (which we DO, you're just a DIPSHIT), it would have been posted already. If we did not, then we could only watch the video and use Google and FlashKit just as much as you could. Here is how one would go about learning whether we have the song:
  • 1. Check if your brain is in the "On" position
  • 2. Read posts again
Quit bugging people for more knowledge than what we possess. Everything that we know is laid out for you in several neat little subcategories (as well as posts further down the topic, *wankity wink*.) Pick and choose. Sorry to offend anyone who may be brain dead.

Forget it. You are not obviously a hint person. Here:

http://www.flashkit.com/loops/Alternative/Industrial/Almost_I-betacras-4062/index.php

Now silence. And Npeo: That's the Splatterhouse OST one by Kawagen & Katsurou Tajima. Fucking tards. Why did I even bother making this topic?

Once again, if anyone else knows the names or sources of any JKC songs, please post them.


My sig reflects my average level of creativity in an appropriately repetitive manner.




again. this is why we only have 10 regulars. 80 percent of people on the internet arent origonal. if you want more members your going to have to tolerate unorigonal people, no matter how much you think they dont fit in.

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anothermoron

Apple Strudel

USA
5290 Posts

Posted - May 16 2008 :  1:17:56 PM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Visit anothermoron's Homepage Send anothermoron a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Toleration is overrated. I'd rather have them be intolerant back. I want to see their points. Besides, they want nothing but shit to rock out to with their frock out. YES, A FROCK. I'm bringing them back. I know I've said that before about other things, but I'm flippin' serious about frocks.

Flippin' serious = Spectacularly underused oxymoron

Humorman, I'm not getting too worried about any of it, I just post what I think, and that's about it. Start in brain, end in fingertips. I don't think you're making anyone mad or annoyed to the extent in which you may think is going on, especially because of that one post awhile back by "masterchief" which showed the total opposite end of the spectrum of reactions to internet occurances. And personally, I think I'm doing a horrible job as mod, other than maintaining a sense of stability by banning and locking spammers.

"In all seriousness", none of this is serious. I don't mean to actually hurt anyone or drive people insane, I guess I just expect everyone to treat the internet the same way I do and just kind of... not care as hard. I take the philsophies and the things people say into consideration and try to change for the better based on those suggestions, but I don't get aggrevated or anything serious. I'm just as annoying as some people think you are, except I'm annoying to different people. There's a bunch of them (most likely some of you) who think I'm annoying and don't say anything, and I wish people would be more upfront about it. But I guess that my desire for people to be upfront and intolerant is, well, weird as hell, and that people like you would much rather have no one say anything at all.

And I'm not talking about aspects of people that can't be changed, like age, race, temperment, etc. I know that some people are more inclined to take messages and media on the internet at face value, as opposed to how I look at it: screen value. And they always will. So yeah. Sorry for any hard feelings. I know I can be a dick by internet standards. People who play online games as if their lives depended on it must think I'm Hitler. I think it's funny to blow up my own teammates with grenades. It's just a game, and this is just an entertainment website. There's cartoons here about guys who blow loads in paper bags. Seriously, not serious.

Bottom line, you annoy me. Is that a big deal? No. You make me happy, too. Like an annoying little brother. Which I have. Me and him are cool now. You'll grow out of it. For some control freak reason, I feel like it's kind of my job to help you grow better. I mean, look at it from a psychological family viewpoint: guys who join later ARE the forum babies. I'm a forum middle child. All the older kids have moved out. Assholes.

And on a sidenote, that was not the bottom line. This is. And this is not a sidenote.


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django747

Lego Slut

USA
3950 Posts

Posted - May 16 2008 :  4:33:33 PM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Send django747 an AOL message  Send django747 an ICQ Message  Click to see django747's MSN Messenger address  Send django747 a Yahoo! Message Send django747 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by anothermoron

And Npeo: That's the Splatterhouse OST one by Kawagen & Katsurou Tajima


"Requiem of Captain Mozzarella", to be more specific.

White is the new black.

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vmaster

He Shat the Internet

USA
500 Posts

Posted - May 16 2008 :  4:38:24 PM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Click to see vmaster's MSN Messenger address Send vmaster a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Great points being made here. I say when a new visitor arrives, we should at least welcome them and let them settle in for a while. THEN we show our dark, fun side.

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Ok, this is where your damn logic comes in. You now have 3 choices to upgrade JKCity, but you can only choose 1 thing per day. Choose wisely.

http://jkcinema.myminicity.com/ to increase population,
http://jkcinema.myminicity.com/ind to increase industry, OR
jkcinema.myminicity.com/tra to improve transportation.

Click here to feel stupid!
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hyoomer-mang

Honey Dumpling

USA
1445 Posts

Posted - May 16 2008 :  5:25:41 PM  Show Profile  Visit hyoomer-mang's Homepage  Send hyoomer-mang an AOL message Send hyoomer-mang a Private Message  Reply with Quote
A.M., I dont consider you annoying at all. To me you act mature at all times. I know we joke around and such, but you seem to do it in a 'serious' way. Also I may enjoy online games and such, but its not like my life depended on them. Its just stuff for me to do. (its alot better than going out with a bunch of douchbags that ACTUALLY HAVE SINGLE DIGIT NUMBERS ON THEIR REPORT CARDS, doing chew and crack)

Yes, I know some of you consider me annoying. I see your point am, and I actually feel alot better the way you put it. I agree with your proposal for the noobs. I may seem emo at times, but its just my 'Starting to get confused, and feeling left out' side kicking in. After exams next week, it should reduce the stress on me.

This sig is unoriginal and doesnt require any kind of thought at all.
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Nacho Man

FUCK YEAH IRELAND!

Ireland
2602 Posts

Posted - May 16 2008 :  6:07:50 PM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Visit Nacho Man's Homepage Send Nacho Man a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Look dude, all we want is for you to be yourself. We can get a thousand meme-splurging mono-minded Encyclopedia Dramaticists and turn into a shithole or else we can have a few people who'll express an opinion and make the odd joke and that'll attract more like minded members.

Gentlemen - Welcome to the New JKCinema forums.

New let's talk about Seinfeld.

quote:
Originally posted by anothermoron

I am Jesus. I am Jesus. I am Jesus.

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hyoomer-mang

Honey Dumpling

USA
1445 Posts

Posted - May 16 2008 :  6:09:50 PM  Show Profile  Visit hyoomer-mang's Homepage  Send hyoomer-mang an AOL message Send hyoomer-mang a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Nacho Man

Look dude, all we want is for you to be yourself. We can get a thousand meme-splurging mono-minded Encyclopedia Dramaticists and turn into a shithole or else we can have a few people who'll express an opinion and make the odd joke and that'll attract more like minded members.

Gentlemen - Welcome to the New JKCinema forums.

New let's talk about Seinfeld.

quote:
Originally posted by anothermoron

I am Jesus. I am Jesus. I am Jesus.





[Insert cock joke here]

:D

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anothermoron

Apple Strudel

USA
5290 Posts

Posted - May 16 2008 :  7:41:59 PM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Visit anothermoron's Homepage Send anothermoron a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"...And the baby's head comes out, and I'm screaming and my brother who's been videotaping the whole thing turns green, his eyes roll up in his head and he blacks out, he drops the camera, the camera breaks, and then, the placenta comes flying out."

"Whoa."



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hyoomer-mang

Honey Dumpling

USA
1445 Posts

Posted - May 16 2008 :  7:53:38 PM  Show Profile  Visit hyoomer-mang's Homepage  Send hyoomer-mang an AOL message Send hyoomer-mang a Private Message  Reply with Quote
MY GOD AND I WAS EATING TOO!

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cranium_bear

small, woolly, slightly neurotic

3021 Posts

Posted - May 16 2008 :  9:43:20 PM  Show Profile Send cranium_bear a Private Message  Reply with Quote
first of all . frocks ! kick ass! im into them coming back as well as asscots!.

hey a.m . if the whole answering questions about music on this forum annyos you casue they people dont know how to ask or dont follow the rules ya dont ahve to answer them at all or even he,lp them. if they dont ahve the forsight to read the entire thread then they can go unnoticed.
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anothermoron

Apple Strudel

USA
5290 Posts

Posted - May 17 2008 :  12:39:36 AM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Visit anothermoron's Homepage Send anothermoron a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It's really not too much trouble for me to just bitch them out for a couple minutes. I enjoy it. It makes me feel righteous and numb with a raspberry-flavored bitterness.

More Seinfeld, please.


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Nacho Man

FUCK YEAH IRELAND!

Ireland
2602 Posts

Posted - May 17 2008 :  04:11:56 AM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Visit Nacho Man's Homepage Send Nacho Man a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine!

quote:
Originally posted by anothermoron

I am Jesus. I am Jesus. I am Jesus.

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django747

Lego Slut

USA
3950 Posts

Posted - May 17 2008 :  2:18:53 PM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Send django747 an AOL message  Send django747 an ICQ Message  Click to see django747's MSN Messenger address  Send django747 a Yahoo! Message Send django747 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"'Good morning, daddy," she said as I woke and found her nude form spread out next to me, glowing from the morning sunshine...."

-Billy Ray Cyrus


White is the new black.

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vmaster

He Shat the Internet

USA
500 Posts

Posted - May 17 2008 :  6:56:15 PM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Click to see vmaster's MSN Messenger address Send vmaster a Private Message  Reply with Quote
lol!

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Ok, this is where your damn logic comes in. You now have 3 choices to upgrade JKCity, but you can only choose 1 thing per day. Choose wisely.

http://jkcinema.myminicity.com/ to increase population,
http://jkcinema.myminicity.com/ind to increase industry, OR
jkcinema.myminicity.com/tra to improve transportation.

Click here to feel stupid!
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hyoomer-mang

Honey Dumpling

USA
1445 Posts

Posted - May 18 2008 :  12:17:33 AM  Show Profile  Visit hyoomer-mang's Homepage  Send hyoomer-mang an AOL message Send hyoomer-mang a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yeah I actually have a question about some music. What was the music playing in the room that we all had that giant group orgy in? There was music playing. tell me what it was.

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cranium_bear

small, woolly, slightly neurotic

3021 Posts

Posted - May 18 2008 :  01:02:59 AM  Show Profile Send cranium_bear a Private Message  Reply with Quote
i belive it was baby elephant
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Nacho Man

FUCK YEAH IRELAND!

Ireland
2602 Posts

Posted - May 18 2008 :  05:01:41 AM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Visit Nacho Man's Homepage Send Nacho Man a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Richard Harris - MacArthur Park

quote:
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I am Jesus. I am Jesus. I am Jesus.

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anothermoron

Apple Strudel

USA
5290 Posts

Posted - May 18 2008 :  4:13:00 PM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Visit anothermoron's Homepage Send anothermoron a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Someone left the cake out in the rain...

*looks angrily in your direction*


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Nacho Man

FUCK YEAH IRELAND!

Ireland
2602 Posts

Posted - May 18 2008 :  5:54:14 PM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Visit Nacho Man's Homepage Send Nacho Man a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Well we didn't have any milk cos someone thought that it would make the Jehovah's Witnesses melt by pouring it on them! I'm never showing you The Wizard of Oz again.

quote:
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I am Jesus. I am Jesus. I am Jesus.

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cranium_bear

small, woolly, slightly neurotic

3021 Posts

Posted - May 18 2008 :  9:12:01 PM  Show Profile Send cranium_bear a Private Message  Reply with Quote
eats a choclate bar wiht a fork and knife*
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django747

Lego Slut

USA
3950 Posts

Posted - May 19 2008 :  12:51:00 AM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Send django747 an AOL message  Send django747 an ICQ Message  Click to see django747's MSN Messenger address  Send django747 a Yahoo! Message Send django747 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
*whips out dick onto cutting board and picks up a butcher knife*

Okay, kids! Who wants a slice?

White is the new black.

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hyoomer-mang

Honey Dumpling

USA
1445 Posts

Posted - May 19 2008 :  07:44:03 AM  Show Profile  Visit hyoomer-mang's Homepage  Send hyoomer-mang an AOL message Send hyoomer-mang a Private Message  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by django747

*whips out dick onto cutting board and picks up a butcher knife*

Okay, kids! Who wants a slice?

White is the new black.

django747.deviantart.com



Please dont tell me you got that from that 'pain olympics' thing where a guy put a hatchet to his balls.

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anothermoron

Apple Strudel

USA
5290 Posts

Posted - May 19 2008 :  4:46:23 PM  Show Profile  Email Poster  Visit anothermoron's Homepage Send anothermoron a Private Message  Reply with Quote
There's a second pain olympics video. I'm afraid to watch it.


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