Joe Dickens and Andy Botz:
The Mario Bros. of JKCinema
Classic point-and-click adventure!
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Dickens' Last Adventure
The conclusion to the Dickens series. Dickens 3 is the definitive JKCinema RPG. Play it more than once, there's stuff hidden everywhere! |
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Psychic Stevie:
Everyone's favorite retarded psychic!
The Urban Legends Series
fact or fiction?
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Urban Legends Series: Ghosts
Turn out the lights, crank up the volume! In this installment of the Urban Legends Series, we examine evidence of ghosts in the form of photographs, videos, and audio. Is it fact or fiction? |
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Urban Legends Series: UFOs
They're out there! Photographs, videos, ancient
paintings... Evidence of the existence of aliens and UFOs. Turn out the lights, crank up the volume and decide for
yourself. |
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Urban Legends Series: Origins
In this episode of our Urban Legends series, we delve into the sometimes twisted, most definitely creepy origins of a few products, logos, and household items. Is it fact or fiction? |
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Urban Legends VI: Fact or Fiction?
In this episode of our Urban Legends series, we present 5 popular cases of the paranormal and the unexplained. Then it's up to you - "Do you believe?" |
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Urban Legends VII: Evidence
In this episode of our Urban Legends series, we revisit past stories and present NEW evidence. Do you believe? |
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"The Dead Walk", which was a funny little zombie hoax page, has been removed due to a cease and desist order by CNN.
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Urban Legends Series: Spiricom
In the 1920s, Thomas Edison speculated that one day science could perhaps develop a machine that would effectively communicate with the dead. 50 years later, such a machine was created. |
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JKCinema Action Games
spill some blood
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Run
'Em Down 2001
The 3-D-like sequel to 1998s Run 'Em Down which
totally sucked dick. Run people over as you haul ass to the city. |
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Blow
Up A Fat Guy
A very simple game, but also one of my favs. You
set bombs to blow up a fat guy (JKCinema's mailman Fatty McFatso) |
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Kill
The GAP Models
Remember those faggy fuckin' GAP commercials on
TV where those zombies used to sing bad 80s music? Me neither. |
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The
Schwarzenegger Dance
Arnie is practicing his tap dancing moves on
stage... you've got a perfect opportunity to blow him the fuck away
for good! Note: Removed. This game was made before he became a governor. |
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JKCinema's Weird Movies
these movies will get you castrated
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Crazy
Jim!
Abstract bullshit - but fuckin'
funny. Watch it immediately, it's a JKC classic. |
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Crazy
Jim! III: Lime in the Coconut
Jim isn't too crazy about people who don't question. He also has a horrible bellyache. Is there nothing he can take to relieve his bellyache?! |
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...Caught On Tape...
Short, funny, and brutal. Best of all it makes absolutely no sense. The movie is about exactly what the title says. |
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Paperbags:
SDV Edition
WATCH THIS NOW. This is a JKC classic! BANNED by
many popular websites for its offensive nature. WATCH THIS NOW. |
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The
Infamous Bear Joke
The Fr0z/Justin's second collaboration (the first
one being Paperbags). If you like Paperbags, you'll like this. |
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Everything
Happens To Me
My definate favorite JKC toon. This is a
heartwarming story about a man who spontaneously combusts all the
time. |
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JKCinema's Short Movies
midgets suck, but these movies don't
JKCinema's Political Movies
bush is a pussy
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Those
Were The Days
Dubya sings his heart out with Adolf Hitler! See
the two butt-buddies play the theme to All in the Family. |
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GOP
Convention Slideshow
A clever little slideshow of pictures from 2000's
GOP convention with captions. Watch it if you hate the GOP. |
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Bush's
First Day
What went on during Bush's first day in office?
Well - he met with Queenie, Abe Lincoln, George Washington... watch
this. |
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Fool Me Once
Cheney, Rumsfeld, Condi, Colin, "The Re-re" - They're all here! Is the speech at the end unedited? Yes. And it's embarassing. |
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JKCinema's Political Games
play with our bush
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Dubya
Dressup
Dubya's retarded so he needs you to dress him.
There's KKK outfits, clown noses, diapers, and more! |
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JKCinema's Parody Movies
this-must-be-POP
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GAP
Models DIE
What went on behind the scenes of those GAP
commercials a few years back? Find out, you little slut! |
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Zombie Movie
Zombies have attacked!!! I *think* See what happens when our two SWAT team "heros" are faced with a horror dilema. |
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The Three Stooges
Three zany assholes: bin Laden, Atta, and Saddam on all kinds of fuckin wacky adventures. Pull the string. |
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Bring It On, You Sonofabitch
Gear up for some cheering... with extreme prejudice. The next summer blockbuster is Arnold Schwarzenegger as Torrence in "Bring It On, You Sonofabitch" |
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Kodak Moments
I just hate M Night Shyamalan. This may be one of my favorite toons this year. Oh! And the "cum in his own face" thing... well, that happened to me. Watch eet now! |
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Miscellaneous Games and Movies
Ask Lulu and everythang else
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JKC
Music Video Director
Direct your own music video from the Beastie
Boys. Includes real footage from their video you can mix. |
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Mi Furst Movee
Sanjo's first movie!! He spent 15 years working on it. Funded by Pepsi Co. and distributed by JKCinema.com |
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Springtime Luv
Sanjo's SECOND movie!! This touching epic about love and loss will tug at your heart puppets. |
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